Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
holy shit this girl
“idk, give it angry eyebrows or something”
OH MY GOD
“My children’s children will be hearing about this”
AMERICA I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
IS THIS REAL?
HE SOUNDS LIKE HE’S FROM THE YEAR 1890
I JUST. I CAN’T. I’M DONE. FUCK
excuse me?
i really want to rant about this
so bad
DAFUCK is his problem? His only purpose, we could argue, is to impregnate women, and that is all. No other purpose for him.
Jesus motherfucking Christ
(via xpapermoon)
I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex
i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex more than you rick
get out rick you will not win this battle
you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex
Rick, with all due respect… amateur.
(Fonte: schbank)
Oh yes, because people involved in wars normally have the time and the proper state of mind to think about romantic relationships.
:/
Srsly, people, what kind of manga do you think are you reading? SHOUJO?!
(Fonte: pitudt, via kokoro-beat)
This is confusing to me… I stumbled across a post on deviantart where this person tries desperately to prove that Ichihime isn’t going to happen.
I’m sitting here reading this bullshit.
Just WTF goes through some of these people’s heads?
1. “Orihime doesn’t love Ichigo” -> Contrary to popular belief, she does and that’s canon facts from Tite Kubo himself!
2. Orihime was never afraid of Ichigo, she liked hime at first because he had a funny face or “scowls”. Unless you count the Hueco Mundo arc where she sees Ichigo’s hollow mask for the first time. And, even then I believe she was shocked more hen afraid. It was something similar to her brother’s own hollow mask.
3. Orihime being bullied is true. I just hope you understand that she has brown hair in the manga and not orange.
4. Ichigo already acts like a body guard to everyone, even to Rukia. It’s something he will always do and that’s protect his friends selflessly.
5. How the hell does Orihime only think about herself? She thinks of everyone else above her own! Get your facts straight. She puts everyone’s happiness above her own.
I don’t necessarily like calling people out but this is just too much. Ichihime is a possibility, one I personally hope happens. But I won’t bash Ichiruki it can happen as well it’s up to Tite Kubo not the fans to determine.
I just want to take an axe to that whole entire post. Good Lord the inaccuracy.
Where did they bull this untrue BS from, oh yes there ass
Here’s Orihime’s bashers thought process: bashers have ass in place of face + they read manga with the ass = they talk bullshit about the manga.
And that’s all folks, I don’t want even to answer seriously, ‘cause this is a BIG AMOUNT OF SHIT SHIT SHIT of stupid people that can’t read but only whine prepousterously about THINGS THAT IN FACT THEY HAVEN’T EVER READ IN THEIR LIFE.
But—- can they read, actually?
LOL THIS POST. LOL HUSBANDS. AH BLEACH FANS I LOVE YOU.
Art by Rusky-Boz.
(FTR: I’m an IchiRuki shipper who likes Orihime/UlquiHime, as is my husband. We were just talking, no menace or hate. Ship peace and love, yo!)
My husband and I were in the gym. I was doing lower body, he was doing upper.
One particular movement had my ass out, back arched, tummy tight, and legs flexing (glute kicks, perverts).
I was focused on my last set of ten for my left leg, not really paying attention to him until I realized he was no longer practicing his breath control, and the weight bench was no longer squeaking.
Distracted, I looked over, finding him not dead, as I previously thought, but instead staring at me. Keigo staring. I rolled my eyes and tried to remember where I left off, only to hear him say,
“See, this is why I think Ichigo would like Rukia over Orihime.”
Considering he was staring at what (I thought) was my 34C breasts, I was kind of confused. “Honey, Rukia’s boobs and unicorns are roommates.”
“Not your boobs. They’re just chest fat.”
“Gee, thanks.”
“Orihime has two big sacks of fat.”
“Hey now!”
“Rukia has a century of harsh daily training.”
“…”
“Ichigo would be like - someone’s asking him why he’s not into Orihime, ‘she’s got a great rack, heeey’, and he’d be like, ‘Dude, 150 years of daily workouts. I could bounce a quarter off her ass. Or her stomach. Or her thighs. I’d be stupid to settle for fat deposits.’”
At this point I was just kind of staring at him, wondering who the fuck this man before me was. He just kept talking about Rukia and Orihime and how Ichigo has to be either a leg or an ass man with Yoruichi, Matsumoto, Orihime, and Nel all throwing themselves at him and Ichigo not “giving a fuck ‘cause he likes them little and tight.”
“Baby!”
“Sorry, sorry.”
We went back to working out. Only then all I could think about was:
“…Little and tight, as in, like, body size? Or…”
“Both.”
“…Fuck.”Considering the sheer height Rukia gets on a face kick, she has to have amazing legs.
Hi, Debbiechan. Keep claiming you’re a ~super big Orihime fan~ when you reblog and approve of a post that’s chock-full of:
- bodyshaming
- fatshaming
- slutshaming
- Rukia Mary Suefication and objectification at expense of Orihime, coupled with treating poor Rukia as few more than a piece of meat.
- misogyny
- reducing a woman’s worth purely to tits or lack thereof.
- pairing bashing
- etc.
And this same person whines and complains about how horrible Orihime and/or IchiHime fans are, when SHE finds misogynistic shit like this acceptable and funny?
L O L.
holy motherfucker, something’s so wrong in this fandom :/
Oh my gosh, that crap over there is so full of shit I can’t even find the world to describe how awful it is. Also, this exaltation of a quite anorexic model like the one represented by Rukia (that in the MANGA have the body of a twelve-years-old girl not a normal mature girl with a thin figure) it’s quite insane. Insane like the people that bash Orihime for her boobs and her nice appereance. I know envy it’s a bad monster, like they say in my country, but as a NORMAL GIRL with FAT on her chest I have to say people like these are disgusting. :/
(Fonte: the-starwisher)
Ho detto che non credo in Dio, non che partecipo a orge demoniache mentre canto le odi di Satana.
Story of my life. :/
(via piccioninja)


